July 09, 2009

Health Food Restaurant Confession

I don't like eating at most healthy food restaurants because their soy sauce gives me a migraine, their beans and greens blow me up like a blimp with painful gas, the arginine content of brown rice is so high that I get a herpes attack, and bell peppers have a whang that makes me feel sick when I taste it. So I prefer to buy organic vegetables at the farmers market and eat healthy things at home.

When eating out, I take a hand full of vitamins and go to a regular place. A mustard burger and a lemon berry slush from Sonic are a lot better for me than something touted as healthy that is guaranteed to make me feel sick. Sonic delivers my food in less than a minute and their burgers don't give me gas. So tie me up, beat me and call me a hypocrite. I don't care.

My most favorite SAD (Standard American Diet) restaurant in the state of Texas is The Golden Corral at Ben White and S. Lamar. They have a wonderful buffet, the best bread pudding I've ever tasted, and their yeast rolls are as good as my grandmothers, may God rest her soul. My favorite waiter in the whole world also works there. His name is Keith. For only a $3 tip he kisses me on the cheek, calls me "Miss Gayle," tells me I'm pretty, remembers the name of my favorite dog that died years ago, and attends my needs with so much care that I feel like the Queen of England. Now that is some good service.

July 08, 2009

Selecting the right Woman for the size of your penis-

Women who have never had sex need a small penis to begin with, otherwise sex will hurt. Small women with tiny delicate features are more likely to have small vaginas and need to avoid large penises. Women who haven't had sex in a while need  to start with small penises when they become sexually active again, or sex will hurt. Middle aged women often find that large penises start to hurt them.

There are plenty of women who prefer smaller penises. Don't worry about the size of your penis.

It is more important to be realistic. When you have sex with someone for a while, your body changes and your emotional state changes. Living together happily ever after is very rare thing. If you don't want to have sex unless you know someone is going to spend the rest of their life with you, you aren't as likely to find a partner.

And if you do find a partner, the sex isn't likely to be very good. Practice makes perfect. A mutually satisying sexual relationship is a very complex and subtle accomplishment. It takes time to develop the skill to master it. Once you've accomplished it, you are transformed. Do not expect life to be the same ever again.

In order to have a mutually satisfying sexual relationship, people must be devoted to the process of transformation first and foremost. It requires mutual respect, a willingness to teach each other how you want to be treated, commitment, and an ability to stay on task until a job is done.


July 07, 2009

Dog Love

July 02, 2009

Justin and Ramona

When Justin met Ramona, he told her that he wanted to drink her bath water. She was both repulsed and turned on simultaneously. She wondered why he would say such a thing. It was because he wanted to reveal his true nature to her. He said that he was loyal, protective, territorial, trainable, passive aggressive, and he wanted to be her best friend.

She wasn't sure if she could handle him pooping on the floor when he was mad at her, but she thought it might be worth it, to have a personal body guard.

They lived together for two years. She never really believed he was honoring his monogamous commitment to her, but it didn't seem to matter much, since he was discrete and it kept him from pooping on the floor. They had the most deeply intimate and satisfying relationship of her life. None the less, she was glad when it was over. They are still friends today.

June 07, 2009

The Tale of Gweniveve

Gweniveve is an attractive woman who loves sex. And she's had a lot of it. Her sexual confidence and demeanor make her an intensely desirable woman, sexually. She used to hop right into bed with attractive men who said they wanted to get to know her. When her lovers moved on to somebody else, she felt abandoned.

Suffering from years of repeated abandonment, Gweniveve sought therapy. The therapist suggested that Gweniveve didn't really know her "lovers", and encouraged her to become friends with men first, then have sex with them. Being easy was hard on her heart, so Gweniveve vowed not to have any more sex, without being friends first. 

Man after man told Gweniveve he wanted to get to know her better, and then he couldn't find the time. Gweniveve stopped believe them, the third time it happened. The fourth, fifth and sixth times, she wondered why men bothered. By six through eight she was becoming amused at the predictability of the situation.

At number nine she contemplated whether the universe might be presenting her with an opportunity to do something about something she could do something about. She wondered if men cast an "I'd like to get to know you line!" at multiple women simultaneously. Perhaps they couldn't find time because they got busy with another catch? Are some simply trolling for interest because it makes them feel good?  Or was the universe slapping the same old lie pie in her face over and over again to diminish her desire to keep reincarnating? 

Gweniveve seriously considered all that she might be doing to make men change their minds, and concluded the situation was beyond personal. Variations of the same social theme have been going on for billions of years. When Gweniveve stopped hopping in bed with me who wanted to get to know her, they didn't have time for it any more. They got busy spending time with a better catch. Sex is important to men. For them, a better catch is someone who will have sex while getting acquainted. 

Gweniveve tells me there are three kinds of women. There are women men leave, women men marry, and the women that men don't touch. Gweniveve doesn't want any children, and she doesn't believe in traditional marriage. Dreading the thought of being abandoned repeatedly, or untouchable, Gweniveve lost the will to live. 


May 31, 2009

Marisol's Dilemma

After discovering orgasm at the age of twelve, Marisol began to fantasize about the day when she would get married and share her pleasure with a beloved. But the honeymoon was a disappointment. Sex was painful. "Frigid!" her husband accused. Things never got any better. Five years later, the marriage was over.

When Marisol filed for divorced she swore she would never put her brand on another pony until she'd taken him for a ride. For the next five years Marisol rode stud after stud to the finish line. But not a single one of them knew how to make sure that she got to finish, too.

They tried, poor things. To no avail, they all tried. Thinking her body must be defective, Marisol sought therapy, and learned her dilemma was not uncommon. That other women cannot have orgasms during intercourse, either, did not make Marisol feel any better. "Is God a practical joker, or what?" she wondered.

Since all of Marisol's lovers were having orgasms during sex, but she had none, it only seemed logical that she should be getting something besides saddle-sore after taking them for a ride. That is why Marisol started jokingly saying, "You have to pay to play, baby!" Much to her surprise, men were willing to pay. Thus begun Marisol's long lucrative career as a prostitute.

Getting paid for sex put a new slant on male-female relationships for Marisol. No longer was she playing house with men to find out if a long-term relationship might work out. Receiving money made Marisol much more tolerant of men's emotional distance. A lucrative income seemed more important than having somebody to sleep with and take out the trash.  

After twenty years of getting paid for sex, Marisol tells me it has become very clear to her that men don't want to put their hearts and souls into a sexual relationship. They simply want to be good in bed with a woman who enjoys sex. They want to believe they know how to make women flop like fish and squeal with pleasure. Marisol says it's an egotistical desire that has nothing to do with love. Men simply need to be able to brag about what studs they are to all their friends.

Years of therapy has also revealed that Marisol can't have an orgasm during sex when it only happens from the waist down, without a heart and soul connection.That's why Marisol believes sex for money is dangerous. It establishes a negative feed back loop in a downward spiraling vortex of diminishing return for everyone concerned.

Men who pay for sex are paying women to make them believe what they want to believe. They want to believe they are fantastic lovers. Men want to believe they can make women have orgasms without putting their hearts and souls into a relationship. This is very important to them. If they pay for a good time and the woman doesn't fake an orgasm, they will give her a bad review and tell everybody she's in the wrong business. And pretty soon she won't have any business.

Marisol doesn't want that to happen because then she will have to get a job waiting on tables. Restaurants require people to put in a lot more hours for a lot less money. In order to get the sexercise she loves, she will have to go back to playing house with men, which is an endless wheel of misery.

So Marisol fakes orgasms to be sure her customers will give her great reviews and keep coming back. Doing so troubles her. She wonders how her customers will ever learn to have real mutual simultaneous orgasms with women, if she continues to reinforce their inadequacy by faking it? Is it selfish of her to fake orgasms and enable men to believe what they want to believe?  Or is the Self-Willed One operating in them to control her behavior?

May 22, 2009

Healing the Earth with Sex

There are three kinds of sex. There is mundane sex. There is profane sex. And there is profound sex. The kind of sex most people have in their bedrooms with the lights out is mundane. The kind of sex many others have in a variety of ways and places is profane. Very few people have experienced sex of the profound variety. But the heart inherently knows it's possible. That is why people keep having mundane and profane sex. They are seeking something more satisfying. They just don't know how to make it happen. So they keep doing the same thing over and over, hoping for different results.

Many people think "it" isn't happening because they married the wrong person, or they haven't met the right person, yet. Others hope they can develop the skill to make it happen by gaining sexual experience with many partners. But there is more to profound sex than finding the right person and having a lot of experience. Although a good physical match and sexual expertise are key aspects of mutually satisfying relationships, you can't learn to coordinate a mutual simultaneous orgasm every time by having sex that falls short over and over.

The ability to achieve deep and profound mutual sexual satisfaction that brings a sense of peace beyond understanding is a highly refined skill that develops over time, with patience and practice. It is similar to practicing for a black belt, or learning how to dance. An investment of time and energy is involved. Commitment to the process is required.

A mutually satisfying non-genitally focused reciprocal sensual massage sets the stage for superior sex. It is important to nurture the whole person, body and soul. Consciously breathing together synchronizes awareness of the heart beats. Eye contact keeps you fully present, in the moment, while you are together. Sophisticated sensual conversation creates abiding trust. Superior penetration technique facilitates the deepest and most complete surrender possible.

When you have developed an intuitive sexual style of being together, and you completely understand each other, three little words, strategically spoken, are magic to a heart, otherwise unwilling, and therefore unable to open.

Some people are in the habit of faking orgasms. They fake it because they don't want to disappoint, and they don't know how to make it happen. During the honeymoon phase there is hope. As hope diminishes, so does the sexual passion. Eventually the passion wanes so much people stop having sex and move on to other partners. But the same people who get bored with partner sex and move on, don't get bored with masturbation and stop doing it. Why not? Orgasm is certain when self-pleasuring. There is nothing more mystical than the real thing. Coordinating a mutual simultaneous orgasm during sexual intercourse is the most profound thing any two human beings can endeavor to do together.

"When the sacred yoni opens and the amrita flows, the earth will be healed." Baba Dez Nichols

May 17, 2009

MMM Loves Sex

Margaret Mary Magdalena (MMM) loves sex.

In her humble opinion, one of the greatest decisions a woman ever made was expanding the concept of orgasm to include things like urination and creation. Orgasmic living and orgasmic being in an orgasmic universe is a tantalizing way to entice greater interest in the state of Samadhi. That is very important work. The truth of the matter is unquestionable.

MMM also believes people need to invent a new word to describe the crisp clean distinct sense of joy, peace and relief that floods a soul when attention is focused on the gravitational keyhole that is capable of opening portals of eternity wide enough to permit mutual simultaneous and spontaneous God-Realization during sexual union.

MMM says a new narrow precise concept and definition of this specific climactic process can help lovers tune into the divine dimension, and adjust to the fine frequency evoked by ecstatic sexual love. The Word and definition are needed to realize enlightenment. 


May 16, 2009

Free Bird

Like most women, it takes time for Molly Ella Tennessee Branch Hawk to tune into her lover's energy field, adapt to his love-making style, trust him with her body, open to his sexual power, and surrender in orgasmic bliss with him. She is waiting for the man who intuitively knows when the time is right to give the command and merge their souls. Three little words, strategically spoken, are magic to a heart, unwilling to open...

But every time Molly has sex with a man, he decides to move to another state. The most annoying thing is that Molly wouldn't even bother getting involved, if she knew a man was going to satisfy himself and leave town before she has the chance to blossom into the fullness of her passion, and experience sexual satisfaction with him. But men never get the urge to leave town until they've had sex with her a few times.  

The second most annoying thing about all of Molly's lovers deciding to move, is that most of them never get around to leaving. They just stop having sex with her. She wonders if they are simply being cliche when they say it. Or perhaps going away is the best excuse men can come up with for abandoning women in states of tumescence they've provoked. Molly would like to believe men decide to leave town because they are afraid to be in love with a woman, and they know they can't resist loving her, if they continue having sex with her. But she knows it's her ego wishful thinking. 

Sometimes Molly's lovers do leave town. William David Long Bow was sincere about moving away, and he did it. Molly didn't handle it well. She wasn't surprised when WD told her he was thinking about moving to California. But she was embarrassed, shocked, and angry when she learned his friends had a going away party for him, and didn't invite her, because they didn't realize, she didn't know he was leaving. A few days after the party, someone asked Molly why she wasn't there.

"What party?!" Molly asked.
"The going away party for WD!"
"Where is WD going?!" Molly asked.
"He's moving to California! Didn't he tell you?"
"He said he was thinking about moving to California!" Molly exclaimed. "He didn't tell me he was leaving!"

Molly felt excluded, betrayed, deceived, hurt and disappointed. She had shared the most intimate gift any woman can share with a man. WD had caressed her womb with the crown of his lingham. Slowly and gently he penetrated her, gaining greater access to her heart with every stroke. She had revealed her soul to him. And he didn't even tell her he was leaving.

Learning that dozens of people, who weren't even lovers with WD, had attended his going away party, and she didn't even know that he was leaving town, shocked and angered Molly. She decided she needed to have a cleansing ceremony. So she took her laundry to WD's house and washed her clothes. While his scent and energy were washing away, Molly prostrated herself at WD's feet, and said good bye to him.

Molly thought she could sense that WD wanted the option to come back home and be with her again. If he'd told her so, she would have waited for him. But he didn't. When he returned six months later, she was in a relationship with somebody else. He seemed disappointed and never even knew she wished she was dead. 

    

May 15, 2009

Depression, Recession and Craig's List Prices

In the thirties, you had to see a doctor if you wanted to get a massage. A loaf of bread only cost a nickel. But nobody had five cents.

In the seventies a loaf of bread cost fifty cents. A massage cost $60 per hour. There were massage parlors all over town. A health card was all you needed to get a license and practice massage. There was no such thing as massage school in Texas.

Today the price of bread has gone up, and the cost of massage has gone down. Massage therapists on Craig's List are charging $40-$50 per hour. People spend a year going to massage school, studying and giving free massages, to get a license, so they can make less money than high school dropouts were making in massage parlors in the seventies.

That's what government regulation does folks. We need less of it, not more. The least government is the best government.

Today, a significant percentage of the people who graduate from massage schools never make enough money giving massages to pay for the continuing education hours required to keep their licenses current. And many massage therapists, who do make a living giving massages, earn the privilege to practice their trade, by throwing in free happy endings, for which there is a great demand.

If you are a single mother thinking about going back to school, and you are considering massage school, it might be a good idea to look at the statistics before you sign up.

What percentage of graduates are actually using the license to make a living giving therapeutic massage? Does the school have a job placement program to help their students find long-term full-time employment? Of all the students placed, how many years does it take, on average, before carpal tunnel puts a massage therapist out of commission?  Are massage schools lobbying for a disability plan in the new health care system?

In the seventies, banks were falling like dominoes. The best escort services in town were charging $150 per hour and there was a one hour minimum. Ladies were spending all night long with clients and getting tipped on top of the hourly fee. Escorts advertising on Craigs List today will "go out with people" for fifteen minutes at a time, and they only charge $50. But the price of bread is five times what it was in the seventies.  

If the cost of sex keeps falling, and the cost of food keeps rising, it may not be long until nobody has any money to buy a loaf of bread again...  

May 09, 2009

The Winds of Change



The Truth is Elusive

May 02, 2009

Kicking Flu's Butt

At the risk of sounding like a paranoid schizophrenic, I am going to tell you a story.

I hear voices. The first time it happened, I was meditating. The voice said, "The Guru died!" My hands got sweaty and my heart started pounding like I'd dropped a hit of acid. This startled me out of meditation.

I hadn't been to satsang in a long time. It was a Tuesday. The group meditates every Tuesday night. I could barely wait until evening. Usually there were around thirty people attending. This time there were cars lined up for a mile. I had to park several blocks away and walk.

I was expecting a memorial service. But when I arrived there were balloons, refreshments and everybody was happy. This confused me. I stood around quietly, trying to figure out what was going on. Nothing was being said that would give me a clue.

When we all sat down to meditate, the leader of the group announced that it was the anniversary of the predecessor Guru's mahasamadhi. (Mahasamadhi is the day an enlightened person chooses to leave their body.)

It was a confirmation. I burst into tears. I had been (trying to) meditate for months, and was about to give up. Nothing seemed to be happening. It was a waste of my time. I should be cleaning house or looking for a job instead. Now this.

I cried so hard my body shook. Everybody was looking at me like I was crazy because it was the eleventh anniversary of the Guru's death. I got up and went to the bathroom to cry, but I was afraid everybody would hear me sobbing in there, so I went for a walk to gather my composure.

The next time I heard a voice was early in the morning while meditating. It said, "He died in his sleep!" Later on, I learned that a friend of mine died while taking a nap the day before.

Another time I was meditating and I heard a voice that said, "Your Daddy!" Because of the other two voices, I cried and cried, thinking something happened to my Dad. But I didn't want to call and find out. So I waited for them to notify me. That night Dad called. He said the buzz saw at work flew off the rack, hit him in the chest, and knocked him against the wall. He saw stars that morning.

The reason I am telling you all this, is because I heard a voice during meditation recently. It said, "A massacre is conceivable!" And now the media is inciting panic about the flu. Why are they doing this? It is supposed to be illegal to yell "fire" in a crowded auditorium.

The voice said "A massacres is CONCEIVABLE!" not inevitable.
 
Something else has also been conceived, and it is so: Millions of years of natural evolutionary technology is infinitely more powerful than egg heads in lab coats concocting killer bugs so people will "have to" get vaccinated and pharmaceutical stock prices will go up. None the less, everybody should be aware of the truth. Because it is what you DON'T know, that can hurt you the most.



There is a life force. The divine intelligence that is life sustaining and life supporting is also at work. If you give your body the nutrients and support it needs to fight disease, your immune system will kick the flu's butt without any vaccinations.

Lugols Iodine, Colloidal Silver, Oscillococcinum and Oregano Oil will help you stay strong and healthy until this insanity has subsided. The shotgun approach works much better than any single bullet. The human race is infected with so many viruses: flu, herpes, hpv, cmv, hepatitis, aids, sars, and the list goes on. Your immune system needs all the natural help it can get.

Everybody should be taking Iodine daily as a general prophylactic. If you are not already taking it, start now. Take eight drops in juice in the morning, and eight drops in water in the afternoon. If you have lots of toxins in your system, start with two drops twice daily and slowly build up to eight drops twice daily.

Colloidal Silver is rather expensive to buy. But you can make your own for pennies per gallon. It's easy to make. You can find instructions on the internet. If you feel a viral attack coming on, drink a pint of it per day. It kills many kinds of viruses, not just the flu. Read about it first, and take care to make a high quality variety, so you don't turn blue after taking it for thirty years.

Keep Oscillococcinum on hand. Take it if you feel a sore throat coming on after a sneeze attack. Take more as soon as the previous dose wears off.  Keep taking more as needed, until your symptoms stop returning. You may need to take it every 2-3 hours at first. Oscillococcinum is the most expensive thing on my list of things to keep on hand for the flu. I spend about $80 per year on it, and I usually give some away to people who are sick.

Buy a bottle of Ingrid's Oregano Oil. Put 2-4 drops in an empty gel cap and take it twice daily. Be very careful when you do this. Oregano oil will burn your tongue if there is any on the outside of the gelcap.

If you do these four things, you won't have to worry about the flu. And if egg heads in lab coats concoct a bug that is resistant to them, there are thousands of other things that will kick the flu's butt that I haven't mentioned yet. There is no need to fear.

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April 27, 2009

WARNING: FDA on the rampage-

April 22, 2009

Victoria's Dilemma

Victoria wishes it was possible to be sexually active and enjoy herself without feeling like a sex toy that is about to be tossed aside for a new model when somebody else comes along. But evidence to the contrary has been steadily increasing. She tried the traditional way and married when she was younger. It was a disaster. She blames her mother. The woman wouldn't let her buy a pair of shoes without trying them on first. Yet she insisted Victoria remain a virgin until after the wedding ceremony. The ring turned Victoria's finger green. 

Victoria's parents never bought a car without taking it for a test drive. They didn't buy their house without inspecting it thoroughly first.  But Victoria's mother insisted that Victoria enter the most important relationship of her life, without even knowing if she could sleep comfortably in bed with the man. Feeling obligated to let her mother's religion dictate morality, Victoria hoped for the best. It was a mistake. Life took a turn for the worst. Three and a half long miserable torturous years later, the marriage was over, on Valentine's day.

Victoria was determined never to make that mistake again. She wasn't sure if something was wrong with her body, her ex-husband's penis was abnormally large, or if the two of them simply weren't a good fit. But one thing was certain: sex hurt every time they did it, for three years.

Freshly divorced, Victoria embarked upon a quest for the big O(rgasm) in the sky. She was looking for the magic man with the magic wand, with whom she could come. Never again would she put her brand on a pony, until she had taken him for a ride. She met some men on her journey, who were fantastic lovers, but none of them wanted to be in a relationship for long. After a while Victoria began to feel disposable and devalued.

Ten years and sixty two men later, Victoria's therapist suggested that she might want to try the traditional route, and get married. But Victoria views traditional marriage as the road to long term misery. She says a ring, a ceremony, and a license from the state are not what constitutes a real marriage. She has felt closer to men she's only known a few weeks, than the man she "married".

A true marriage is something that happens between two people who love having sex together, are best friends, feel loyal to one another, devoted to a partnership in life, faithful to tandem spiritual growth, and committed to the formation of a transformational bond. Marriage is something you practice, like meditation.

But the lovers Victoria has known, who could have inspired her to marry, have never wanted to be in a relationship for long. She has also known men, who wanted to marry her. But she dreaded the thought of sleeping with them every night. Victoria wonders if the men who wanted to marry her, felt used and thrown away when she refused to get married, and started dating somebody else.

Victoria doesn't want to hurt anyone, nor does she want to repeat her mistake of the past and marry somebody who isn't sexually compatible. Sex should be fun, not work. She wonders why none of her lovers, who are the most fun in bed, ever want to get married. She suspects it is because they have attained a level of sexual mastery that makes them universally compatible. They can have any woman they want, and they want them all.

Victoria is a skillful and competent lover. She is a Sensuous Virtuosa. She knows how to make loving fun. She's also noticed it's easier to have sex with some men than others. The lovers who are most difficult to accommodate sexually, are always the ones who want to stay in a long term relationship with her. The men who are most fun in bed, move on to other relationships very quickly.

The thing that frustrates Victoria most, is that it takes time and practice for her to start tuning into to a man's energy field, to develop a sensual intuition for him, and become accustomed to his love making style. When she starts to know a man well enough to feel at one with him, her trust level increases, and she surrenders more deeply into the sexual experience. That's when sex becomes divinely juicy. Unfortunately, men can feel it when her heart opens and the Sacred Tremor begins. They become alarmed. They tell her they don't want to be in a relationship. They move on to somebody else.

Victoria would like to be in relationship with a skillful lover who will stay long enough for them to coordinate a mutual simultaneous orgasm. She is tired of having to masturbate herself to an orgasm during sex, or fake one, because they don't know each other well enough to come together. She hates being abandoned when deep satisfaction seems nigh. Victoria is beginning to wonder if she will ever meet a man, who is skillful enough to ignite the sacred tremor, with both the courage and the desire, to bathe his soul in the divine frequency, long enough to become enlightened. 

April 21, 2009

How Green is My Dildo

Article by Melanie Pauley of Swingers Date Club.

All right, I’ll pony up & confess, back in the day, there I was, participating in the first Earth Day back in March 1970.WOW.OK, I really don’t think of myself as a dinosaur .....

While I’ve recycled for years, was a staunch environmentalist as a federally licensed wildlife rehabilitator, facilitated endangered species education, removed more fishing line, hooks & six pack plastic rings from more species that I care to recall, I’ve switched all my light bulbs to compact florescent and conserve water. It never, ever occurred to me to access my basket of toys. Just didn’t bleep on my screen until recently. The Green dildo movement & eco dildo warriors are out and about, saving the planet one dildo at a time. Toy recycling is the newest & hippest creative alternative way to say goodbye to your old friends. Remember the good times you shared with one another. Time to bid a fond farewell. I wonder what new products will be produced from all this good vibe plastic energy? Woo Hoo!

Smitten Kitten gives 40% off a new safe toy if you turn in your washed nasty toxic dildo for proper disposal. Dreamscapes offers their sex toy recycling program. They will even remove the batteries for you and give you a $10.00 gift certificate to purchase an eco friendly toy with one of their affiliates. Check out their high end Boutique toys. Call me a classy bitch with an attitude. Indeed, I’d recycle all my plastic for luxurious gold pleasure objects..... Oh Baby, come to mama!!!!

April 19, 2009

What Esparaba Was Hoping For

Esparaba remained abstinent for two and a half years because she was tired of getting used like a sex toy, and being discarded for somebody new. Usario said he was in therapy because he didn't want to hurt women any more. They carefully negotiated the terms of their involvement, waiting until they both felt safe and understood, before having sex. Mars squared Venus anyway.

It wan't long before Esparaba feared Usario just wanted to have sex with her in between his monogamous commitments, if and when he couldn't find anybody else who was available. Esparaba felt hurt and disappointed. She was unhappy sitting on the back burner, being Usario's last responder. She needed to communicate with him about this. But Usario was angry and wanted space.

Esparaba believes it is important to respect a person's need for space. She waited months for the opportunity to communicate with Usario again. When they finally talked, he refused to discuss the issue that was troubling her. She thinks people who engage in sex have a responsibility to communicate with one another, and co-resolve issues that were co-created.

Esparaba had been used plenty before. Very aware that a woman quickly moves from high priority status to the "don't call me, I'll call you" list by making herself available to have sex a few times, it didn't surprise her to learn that Usario was pre-occupied with somebody new.

The stakes were much higher for Esparaba this time. She abstained for two and a half years for a reason. She and Usario agreed to specific terms. Their agreement came apart. Esparaba felt like changing her name to Desesparada. Shocked and confused that sexual involvement could take a turn for the worst, after all the precautionary care they took, she was afraid she might be going insane. Usario promised they could remain friends, even if their sexual relationship came to an end. It was the most important aspect of the agreement for her.

But Usario wouldn't talk to her. She lost her best friend and confidant. He was angry and didn't want to be friends. He enlisted allies who gave her the evil eye, made threatening gestures, and spread the word that she was an evil, malicious, manipulating, maniacal, witch.

It was far from the truth. Esparaba is simply a paranoid, neurotic, truth-seeker, who desperately wanted to understand, and be understood. She can forgive anything. She thrives in a spirit of full disclosure. She would rather be completely aware of the absolute worst, than kept in the suspense of not knowing. This is all she ever wanted:


Superior Penetration Technique

A video on how to put it in. 

April 18, 2009

She's a Cougar

When Virginia was in her twenties she was attracted to men with gray hair. Now that she has a few gray hairs of her own, she likes younger men. And why not? Gandhi slept with virgins to stay young. Having sex with younger men is great exercise.

"Being a cougar is good for the soul!" she declares.

Virginia believes that young men need older women to teach them how to be better lovers. Young men still smell good to her. Men her age are toxic. They have to brush their teeth much more often to prevent bad breath. They are also afflicted with age related sexual dysfunction and the neurosis that accompanies it. Sex is simply a lot more fun with younger men. Working girls in their twenties charging $500 per hour for a girlfriend experience can arouse older men much more easily than women her age can.

Virgnia simply doesn't have the patience, or the desire, to have sex with men her own age. They've all been so deeply wounded by divorce, they don't want to get involved. Their idea of an intimate conversation is, "I would like to have sex with you, but I'm never getting married again!"

That's why Virginia prefers the company of younger men. She likes being a cougar. Well-aware that most people view cougars as emotionally immature predators, and collective beliefs have the power to manifest reality, she would prefer to keep her sex life private. But young men have a need to tell. So now she only hunts when she travels.


Marilyn Chambers, dead at 56

Click to read article about Marilyn Chambers.

I am so sad to hear the news. Marilyn was one of my heroes. She was a former Ivory soap model, who had sex on film with a black man in the seventies. Boy did she have the courage to live dangerously! And how beautiful she was because of her courage.

April 17, 2009

We the People Need to be Taking Iodine!

Iodine,The Universal Nutrient,is the most common mineral deficiency on the planet. If you are suffering from erectile dysfunction, it will fix you right up. If you have lumps in your breasts, it will help you get rid of them. If you have any kind of chronic health problems, one of the most important things you can do, is make sure your body is getting plenty of Iodine and give your immune system a fighting chance. Do not believe all the propaganda and warnings about Iodine being dangerous. IT is not. If you think you might need Iodine, please read this article-Iodophobia. Yes, people who are toxic, will have some detox symptoms, when they start taking it. But all the symptoms listed as "Iodine Poisoning" are simply the result of toxins leaving the body. Iodine is not toxic, people are. It causes the body to release toxins. That's why it's important to start low and build slow. If taking Iodine makes you feel bad, lower the dose until your symptoms subside. For more information on Iodine Supplementation, visit the Iodine Support Forum at Cure Zone.